Neko

dat-sakii:

pristinehen:

asspap:

itty-grubby-tavvy:

hyper-active-psycho:

kaisamms:

palewashere:

puzzling-fascination:

alonescarecrow:

johnnyhumantorch:

blondehairedthundergod:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

ilikeitontherox:

my birthmark is a large hole right over my heart

some1 thought i was a vampire obvsly

i have one that goes across my jugular

i guess someone slit my throat in a past life or some shit like that

someone stabbed my chin , ankle, and butt… da hell? 

… are you sure? Cause I Have like 50293 birthmarks. omg.  ;__; OMG. what the fuck happened to me ;+;

You were burned ^

as for me I have none, I must have drowned…

((…I GOT STABBED IN THE BACK OF…..MY LEFT KNEE….with some thing. or else some acid was poured there idk))

I got stabbed in the back?!

uhm….all over my face, arms and legs, some on my fingers and boobs 8I

so….ya im gonna go with the fact that i was just really hated lol

If this is true then I was stabbed in my right thigh, left calf, and right arm.

Does that mean I took a fatal blow to the head?

my thigh?

omg i have a birthmark on my knee omg

does this mean

i took an arrow

tO THE KNEE

something impaled me through my back, then.

I have one on my arm, one on my lip, one by my belly-button and… Oh my god… one on my breast…

I dont even… Oh my god askdfjh

feriket:

kyasshiou:

runswithvamps:

Fictional Characters.

EVERY DAY MY LIFE

GPOY

yeah

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

CHOKING

dat-sakii:

internetfeet:

coffee-and-paperbags:

dokiforloki:

themockingcrows:

rockpapertheodore:

deadgaysamurai:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

FUCKING CHRIST

i had a good inkling of what was coming so i started to laugh and when the full thing happened i was cackling

so i was cackling with this horrible hellspawn music blasting through the house

It’s a good thing I live in hell, so giggling loudly to this is considered normal

just wait til the chorus!

o_o

izzy save me

Oh my god someone call life alert.

Here you go…

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don’t make sense

Refridgerator

Guys, she’s laying on me.

Laying on my laptop. And my hand now.

Adkjsdfh Beauty no get off

Beauty I need to type get off

Here have some photos.

This is just 1 of my babies.

Beauty is an 8-year-old Black Lab/Beagle mix. And she is just the sweetest thing. She loves her family and is a trusting and loyal dog. She’s been with my family since she was a little pup and we all love her to pieces.

thecoletrainbaby:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i see your text post

and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS

This is how I met Oncie

Its so perfectly true that I

just

cant

fathom it.

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

ask-clueless-onceler:

izzyska:

Look I did a sing~

I’m Yours -Izzy

For Oncie~ <3

With harmony and everything YEAH

Pretend I have a better recording quality akjdfhd

Also pretend that you can’t tell where I screwed up.

I tried to upload it as a sound file but Tumblr was like “NOPE DO NOT WANT” so I had to do this thing.

You have such a great voice! (I couldn’t listen to the whole thing, cause I gotta go, but from what I did listen to, it sounds REALLY great!)

I like the background picture, too~

Awww thank you~ <3

And I have to go too. I’m so glad you like it!

Bedtime now though. Goodnight Oncie~ <3